Sunday, December 18, 2011

TLC:Tables Ladders and Cena?

Welcome to my xbox preview. this is the first ppv ill be able to make on wwe12. no cena means that ive scheduled him to interfere in every match i could. just because. so. and to even it out i also put the most under utilized in the opposition to cena's interference William Regal :D this is going to be a fun night.

The opening match is a tossup but i figured open with a themed match but than thought better because the only introduction match i can see is dolph vs zack

Dolph Ziggler vs Zack Ryder:Pretty back and forth from the beginning. ziggler is outsmarting zack each time zack gets the definitive edge. zack does the worse thing possible. doesnt capitalize on a pin after the rough ryder. ziggler regains control. Ziggler hits the fameasser but zack delivers back elbows to block a sleeper. ryder hits the rough ryder again misses a top rope maneuver and ziggler pins for 2.
Zack just used zigglers own sleeper drop and gets the three. #AreYouSeriousBro Ryder becomes US Champ.

next up tables action as Randy Orton vs Wade Barrett. will the Barrett Barrage silence the viper? even with this on legend i expect this to take forever. My scheduled interference is in right off so far cena and regal dont fight anyone aside from eachother. i think if i reversed these guys or made cena heel the attacks would be on the competitors. cena and regal lurked outside fighting and snapped the legs of one of the tables ringside. barret and orton slip outside and king mentions they can put each other through the table anywhere in the arena. That is new. ok viper counters wasteland gets his rko. barrett counters rko and finisher disappears. wtf?
Barrett plows randy through a table which magically disappears when celebrating.

and its now time for the IC title. *tried last minute to win ic at tlc ppv to unlock classic and arena but lost to ginger owen wilson when he tossed me out of the ring and pinned the champion.* Cody Out first with title. (someone is a hypocrite #ChallengersFirst ) Booker is out and the crowd pops like crazy. Booker is whooping Cody cena and kane fight out into the arena kane tombstones cena booker slides out and book ends kane. rolls back in and slaps cody around some more. Cody is coming back. the ref is counting as they fight outside. dot com plug booker with a textbook suplex elbows to codys dome and a sidewalk slam. every time cody reverses booker takes it back. booker nails the ax kick cody kicked out at one. cody gets a sweet backbreaker off on booker. booker hits a spine buster. when you are a spectator you cant see finishers or specials. good stuff. powerslam by booker and 3 count booker is the new IC champ.

Chair match time the behemoths Mark Henry and Big Show have an extreme rules match with only chairs under the ring. Champ Out first again... I was wrong classic introductions. challenger introduced first. big show with an early abdominal stretch attempt henry hip tosses show. kane tombstones cena in the middle of the ring as show gets put in a sleeper. show grabbed a crutch from the audience. ahhh continuity. and then a soda . lol. so when you select all chairs they still make room for ladder a table and a trash can. wtf is the point. Big Show is beating the tar out of henry with every ounce of garbage near the ring. this match is longer than the tables match. mostly because of the cena kane distraction. Holy crap chant as henry destroys bigshow with the steps. (so much for chairs only I fail) to think if i made this fall count anywhere this would probably have already ended. soda in henry's face and insult to injury added as show poors it out. big bearhug by henry and bigshow turns it into a ddt. henry taking the stairs to the face now. big back body drop by show and 2 count. henry with the splash on show and 3 count. stil WHC Mark Henry. good match. (probably better than the ppv.)

fuck me to all hell i actually added HHH vs Nash in a ladder match. please god let cena or kane injure someone in this.oops this is a regal cena one. funny thing run ins run right under the ladder and both guys miss their finishers. though cena did go to aa nash first. nash ddts him and regal goes for the power of the punch and cena ducks it. Nash immediately gets a pedigree. nash went for a chair as hunter climbed the ladder. trips almost gets the weapon. as hunter has nash in a headlock commentary points out you wont see technical wrestling from nash. lol.Ill update when there is a winner. so many close calls than outside for nonchalant violence. lol. nash delivers a jacknife into the corner not once but twice. nash seemingly not aware there is a ladder at his feet slides out of the ring to grab a ladder. hahaha. this is comedy they are pullng eachother off the ladder than climbing it. nash gets knocked off the ladder into all the other shit in the ring. ugh triple h just nosells the 3rd jacknife in this match. nash delivering a bionic elbow to hunter. side slam. Just noticed nash looks like his gear is on with his dress shoes from the suit alt outfit. nash climbing the ladder nowhere in range of the weapon. and pedigree 2 off to the side. and the craziest shit ive ever seen nash delivers a flipping neckbreaker off the ladder. triple h lowblows nash and grabs the briefcase. game wins it. (sorry no after match assault. )

and finally the triple threat tlc match. funny story the match should be currently going on in the actual ppv (i still have not checked results) two minutes in and someone is through a table. cena comes in and aa's punk. and then alberto. miz almost got the title. miz now in a strange loop with kane grapple break grapple break until kane runs off. punk gets a headlock on delrio and miz is back up trying for the title. miz knocks punk off the ladder delrio loses his balance trying for the title. back up and barely stopped by punk. miz steals it right under delrio's nose. New WWE CHamp MIZ this is Awesome.

Quick List.
1. Ryder Def Ziggler for US title.
2. Barrett def Orton
3. Booker Def Rhodes For IC title.
4. Henry Def BigShow retaining the WH Championship
5. Hunter Def Nash
6. Miz def delrio & Punk for WWE Championship TLC