Sunday, March 28, 2010

WM predictions: Me

Show will probably open with punk vs rey. I think more options happen if rey loses.
but i think its mania so Rey will take the win.

Next is the 8 diva's match and i think that vickie will get the decision in this match as her winning at mania would open some storylines for creative.

Third we need to have a title match most likely the tag titles. in which case i see Miz Show winning the match. no room for Morrison-Kqwik to have titles they should be fighting eachother in singles comp. where the fuck is the hart dynasty. (hosed if you ask me)

fourth just to get it done with early will be money in the bank. I personally see either Kofi or Benjamin winning it. they are the spot monkeys who this match benefits. its about time one of them gets paid.

next up we have our first world title match. Edge vs Chris Jericho (you didnt think id expect Triple H to come on first did you?) I see Jericho retaining and everyone continuously plugging that mitb could be cashed in tonight.

next we have possibly one of the biggest matches on the card Bret vs the Chairman, bret will win in my opinion or because he got to induct his father in HoF yesterday vince will take the wind out of his sails and beat him.

ok now its triple H turn to shine he will be out to fight Shame.us (btw that should be his tights like jerichos Save_us tights lol) sheamus will win because triple H has nothing more to do and SHeamus can only grow from this platform.

Now its time HBK vs Undertaker II- I see HBK ending the streak this year. so much they can do with him out of retirement (unless of course he is screwed out of his career) but i just do not see him retiring this year at mania when he just did the retirement angle at no way out last year with bradshaw.

finally we have cena batista sadly this is going on last but i dont think they will keep an audience. this fight lacks the big time feel to it you need for a match. ooh batista the monster vs Super Cena. they do have a comic to promote so maybe this is ok in their marketing teams skulls but to end with this match is like chasing Jack Daniels with robotussin its only going to leave you miserable and regretting the decision. Cena over Big Dave Batista doesnt need this plat form he is big and scary no skill needed to get paid these days. cena has movies and merch to sell so i think its going to be cena over tista.

and with that i recall that i said this years mitb winner will challenge the wwe champion after their match. so expect to hear the commentary sign off but be interrupted with a this isnt over yet sort of speech with mr money in the bank coming out to ruin the parade for the champ.(as if cena hasnt had that happen to him a ton yet.)

over all i feel this wrestlemania is configured to make people happy while giving vince what he wants. Cena wins the title match and the MitB challenge keeping everyone miserable and making even the fact that the last time MitB was cashed on him he lost in New York. just saying.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Destination X the sdvsraw picks

Match one was the ultimate x match between generation Me and Motor City machine guns. Gen me won in the longest ladder match ive ever seen(what were you expecting there is no ultimate x in sd vs raw silly)
match two hernandez and matt morgan took on Beer Money for the tag straps. Hernandez with the win morgan and SUper Mex retain.
match 3 global title match. Rob Terry retains
match 4. Tara vs Daffney KO title is on the line tara retains
match 5. Shannon Moore vs doug williams for the X division title.Prince of Punk adds some gold to his waist
match 6. Fourway ladder match: kendrick unleashes a fury with a sledge hammer i think this match is close to over.personally id like to see kaz or red pull a shelton with the ladders but im notsure the ai is set to do that sort of stuff. Kendrick wins (bet you its his over all. though daniels and kaz did most of the work.)
Match 7 Kurt angle vs Mr Anderson holy crap looked like anderson was going to tap to the ankle lock but he puls through. Anderson comes back and rips the win right from kurts grasps.
Match 8 pac and Hall vs Nash and EY whoever i downloaded this kevin nash off of totally imbellished on wrestling skill. arn anderson spine busters right his knees couldnt handle that. nash bloodies hall witha punch to the face. working on waltman now. oh crap nash totally just did the throwback. awful moveslist here. jees. waltman is sent packing down to nash and ey vs hall. hall is on the mat. ey makes the pin for the three.
Match 9 abyss vs AJ New world Champion The Monster Abyss.

ok so lets see how i did. in the quick list.
My Winner Reality. (Warning spoilers)
  1. Generation Me wins Ult X MCMG ftw
  2. Hernandez and Morgan win Hernandez and Morgan retain
  3. Rob terry def Magnus Rob Terry def Magnus
  4. Tara keeps the gold Tara keeps the gold
  5. Shannon Moore new x div champ. doug williams retains
  6. Kendrick climbs the ladder KAZ is williams next foe.
  7. Anderson beats Angle Angle wins with a grapevine on his ankle lock.
  8. Nash and Eric send hall and waltman packing. waltman and hall get the win
  9. Abyss your new tna whchampion. No Contest. no ring to fight in.
woo hoo my grade is 1/3. its like highschool all over again. must have been history class i got that form hahaha.