In other news mornin pic!!! #totallysafeforwork
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Night Of Champions Predictions.
they are here folks my Night Of Champions Picks.
the Landscape of the WWE has changed a ton since my last predictions i think. Money in the bank seems to be the last pay per view i did on my 360, and the reason for that is ive been working hard on story mode designing "The Rise of Morrison" it is a 4 month journey from midcard jobber to superstar. so far i have realised that looking back at my booking decisions... I fucking suck at continuity and i have no reason to bitch that 4 people are always in the main event because i cant figure a good way to knock a few main eventers down a peg to be main event but not exactly title contenders. WWE i feel your pain!
anyways here we go undoubtedly Kofi vs Dolph should go first. its a blow off match to get the kiddies in the mood. sad that that means Big show vs Punk which has no title involved would be higher on the card. Boo! I am picking Dolph to last this one out and keep the title until after evolving past this cougar phase.
Big show vs Punk Strength in numbers doesnt matter when you are a bunch of gnats aggrivating a giant. Punk wins this one with a luke gallows redemption.
Next up women's title unification match in a lumberjill match Melina takes on Michelle McCool, though reviving the old feud from before melina was sent back to raw I really see this as a shit choice and think Layla should have a chance to face Melina and show how much she has learned. I see Melina winning and causing a bigger rift between michelle and layla.
and we are on to money in the bank vs labelle lock first of all i think labelle locksmith would be a great screen name on twitter for someone who can actually break out of it or counter its application before its cinched in. I am taking the Miz to win because they can showcase bryan danielson all they want but he still looks as good losing the fight as he does winning it.
Tag champs defend against nameless opponents, if they are smart (which they usually arent) they are going to put cody and mcintyre against the hart dynasty maybe not make them win but atleast make them seem like a team. have kidd barely get the win for the team.
World heavyweight champion Kane vs Undertaker I pick Kane because taker doesnt need to ruin one of the last whc runs kane will have before he is gone. though i expect that they may plant the seeds for who at wm27 faces the streak. (god please dont be kane. I want mysterio or Cena or Jericho) sadly though my personal wishes aside a gut feeling tells me taker may get the title going into the deal with SD on SYFY. god help me.
WWE title six pack challenge now originally i thought this match would be done early in the night so some of the losers could challenge for the tag titles. But than i thought about it and it involves the biggest story in wwe in years. the nexus leader barrett 5 of the top guys in the business right now(yes i counted sheamus) I just do not think it is his time, my pick is for Edge to fenagle the championship out of poor sheamus' hands. jericho will come close to winning maybe getting the champ out of the match setting up for a decent triple threat for the winner jericho and sheamus.
and now for the Quick List:
- Dolph def. Kofi
- Melina Def Mccool
- Cm Punk def Big Show
- the miz def Daniel Bryan
- Hart Dynasty def Mystery Opponents
- Kane def Undertaker
- Edge wins 6pack challenge
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?
I dont even know if i believe in other planets, but Id have to say its pretty vain to believe that earth is the only habitable planet. isnt that the same as theorizing that the sun revolves around the earth (aka the center of the universe)?
If you could instantly become fluent in another language, which language would you pick?
russian, so i can talk normal to the guys at work. im sick of speaking slow makes me feel like im talking down to them.
If you had your own talk show, who would your first three guests be?
if i had a tonight show style show i would have Betty White, then Larry King, then Conan Obrien, i have a laundry list of questions waiting in the bullpen.
If you were offered the job of U.S. president would you take the job?
I would take the job just to see what the fuss is all about and so people can see that it doesnt take experience to run a country but knowledge of what it takes to run a country.
if you could change one thing about the wwe divas division what would it be?
Not quite a Complete overhaul. I'd vacate the divas or women's title, and hold a tournament. We have about 20 divas to work with so plenty room for surprises.
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
My pay per view predictions as stated by xbox 360 event.
I was going to edit the video but it came out to be 10 hours it seems the digitizing came in with such a lag that the ppv goes by in slow motion. Booo. syncing up the 100% audio is going to be hard with having to make the video go 200% lol. damn pinacle box.
anyways here is my quicklist:
- Kelly Kelly def Layla to become New Women's champion( this match happened against reverse momentum rules.)
- Smackdown's Ladder is the best all night Dashing Cody Rhodes steals this one
- Swagger def Rey to become new WHC.
- Raw's MitB takes the longest but Jericho walks out with the briefcase.
- Hart Dynasty fight hard and def the Usos
- Alicia Fox def Eve to retain the title
- cena escapes the cage in one piece with title in tow.
have fun hope to see me be right. lol.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Long day ahead for tomorrow, plan on editing MitB to be match per match in OrionBannix youtube but got to cut the ladder matches into highlight reels. the sd one took 5 hours according to my time counter, *the whole ppv was a few hours . 11pm - 5 am. so what is that 6 hours. damn im a nerd. coming up. possibly posting a huge up date on karnuj.wordpress.com as well. i am super stoked for sdvsraw2011, need to learn how i can get on the development team. i think next week i will write a storyline using wwe stars (as to not use up my dang caw limit) going from royal rumble to backlash. You will be John Morrison and you must Win royal rumble from the number 15 spot. i will have other matches with must wins as well, and upload it to xbl . can't wait til you see how great this story will be. heart break, triumph and of course JoMo in full effect. still need to do all the batista vs mark henry ones, i forgot about it guys. where my head be at yall?
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Extreme Rules 2010
Ok folks we are here for yet another ppv seems like i do one every week ha!
lets get into the undercard. first off...
Strap Match featuring shad vs jtg .Shad has been coming out and dominating poor JtG week after week. Last week we seen JtG fight back but this week we seen Shad take it to the next level whipping J with the belt. I pick Shad it doesnt make sense for jtg to go over this early. could be just me on that one.
Steel Cage Match: Edge Vs Chris Jericho (wrestlemania rematch)
Edge may have put Jericho through the barrier at mania but he still didnt walk away with the V. The past few weeks Jericho has attacked edges ankle while edge has delivered spear upon spear to jerichos ribs. Inside the steel this match is going to be about as brutal for either competitor I see Wade Barrett helping his Mentor get the one-up on the Rated R superstar Jericho walks out the winner in the cage tonight and this feud carry's on for hopefully a few more ppv's as these are two guys who dont need titles to make a good storyline flow.
Extreme Makeover Match Beth Phoenix vs (C)Michelle McCool. team laycool have the odds stacked against the glamazon however I feel with the recent departure of Mickey James from the company this would be an excellent time to swap the former GM to the face side of the smackdown roster with vicky turning on laycool and aligning with the glamazon giving glamazon the title.
(my reasoning for this is that most of the crap that laycool have been doing in the highschool fashion of namecalling and mocking peoples build and size applies to the former gm and i think that vicky beth and natalya would be a good stable to shut laycool up. with the draft on monday who knows though)
Street Fight (wrestlemania return match) Triple H vs Sheamus. this answer is simple Triple H went over on the grandest stage of them all and this is a B ppv so trips will job this match to Sheamus putting sheamus over and restoring what little bit of monsterous momentum the celtic warrior had before triple h buried him at mania.
Hair vs Cult match: Rey Mysterio vs CM Punk(wrestlemania return match) If Rey loses he becomes a member of the Straightedge society which is the same from wrestlemania however the kicker here is Rey gets to shave Punks head if Rey wins. I personally see Rey losing and unwillingly being a part of the stable, a lot of punk forcing Rey to do stuff until a final culmination at another ppv where Rey is able to disband the society.
Extreme Rules : Randy Orton vs (C) Jack Swagger for the World Heavyweight Championship, Orton has held this gold before and has proven he can help build stars without a belt on their waists so this match will see the best the viper can possibly pull out of swagger and then some. This match is in my opinion going to be hard to beat if they do it right. I expect Swagger to retain and someone will be chasing swagger after the draft, he better hope its not the viper.
Last Man Standing: Batista vs (C) John Cena for the WWE Championship. looking at this match i replay the ending to 2005's royal rumble in my head repetitively they were both being pushed from opposite shows and everyone was craving this blow out until they got it in the summer of 09 since then they have fought at mania and now the big blow off return bout from mania , once again like trips and shad combined. this is a Bshow as far as ppvs go John Cena can afford to lose this one. and On the Batista side of things they built up so much good momentum from his jealousy and uncontrollable fury that i see John Cena losing the strap to the animal. and the Animal going on to monday nights draft show to boast that super cena is no match for the animals fury.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Lock Down Picks
So my xbox took too long with money in the bank so my elimination chamber as lethal lockdown didntlook too promising so here are my picks. personally.
rvd vs James storm lethal advantage this match is bound to pit rob as an under dog. with hardy getting the fireball to the face and abyss' interaction with a car, team hogan looks to be in jeopardy. and this match will be further pushing the point as RVD loses to TnA's Original Cowboy.
the band vs 3d i do not see the band really doing that spectacular against 3d unless bubba and dvon got into some decent shape. all these guys are pushing the limits as far as age goes in the ring. i just cant see hall edging out dvon or bubba they are just too big. though a 3d on Hall isnt too out of the question. the shining star and savior of this match will be pac and i hope he and dvon carry this match because bubba and hall just havent achieved the build. i would like to see nash slide a caddle prod in and have hall shock the cage as one of the dudleys climbs the cage. (nice double throwback) Winners im looking for the band to beat 3d but in shady fashion.
Kurt vs Ken Anderson this battle is possibly the best built match on the card. without a doubt the one to watch. I see angle getting the v over anderson tonight just because anderson has been getting the edge on kurt for a few months now. so Angle to beat anderson.
Eric Young vs Kevin Nash this match is going to build the band more than ey. #SaveEY hope they utilize the cage as much as possible as nash is not going to move as quickly as Ey can.
TBP vs Tara Angelina all titles up for grabs. IM calling for the upset ms Madison Rayne picking up the win over tara and tbp having a huge tantrum because they cant take the title off angelina as she wasnt pinned. (here is to hope)
McMG vs Kendricide : I think the MCMG have been getting the shaft for tv time lately but i also think kendrick and homicide are exactly the remedy to get the higher ups attention. I see kendricide taking this match though the crowd needs somebody to hate what better hatred than for an ex wwe guy taking a former champ and cheating to beat the fan fave's MCMG.
Team Hogan vs Team Flair. its looking like 4 on 2 abyss hit by a car hardy with fire in his face, i am curious to see where team hogan goes from here will they replace them or will it be 4 on 2? My pick is miraculous win on team hogan its the hogan way.
x division title Prince of Punk Kaz vs Doug Williams. in another match where kaz shows off his skills as per usual i see kaz in some sort of shocking moment type deal nabbing the title. i personally think its funny that kaz and daniels were starting something and tna released daniels.(is kaz next?) #Kaz4XDivCHamp
Now for the creme de la creme The Pope vs The Phenominal One.
i think this match is awesome as the main match on the card. a lot of naysayers will tell you this matchup is midcard at best. but this is the chance tna needs to take to break away from the sour taste of hogan/bischoffs stint in wcw. I See aj comeing out on top but pope is going to take him to the limit.
The Quick List.
- James Storm def RVD
- The Band Def Team 3D
- Kurt Angle def Ken Anderson
- Nash def EY
- TBP def Taralina Retain the KO tag titles but do not win KO title.
- Kendricide def McMg
- Team hogan over team flair
- Kaz def Doug williams and Shannon Moore to become X-division champion.
- AJ def the Pope to retain
Sunday, March 28, 2010
WM predictions: Me
Show will probably open with punk vs rey. I think more options happen if rey loses.
but i think its mania so Rey will take the win.
Next is the 8 diva's match and i think that vickie will get the decision in this match as her winning at mania would open some storylines for creative.
Third we need to have a title match most likely the tag titles. in which case i see Miz Show winning the match. no room for Morrison-Kqwik to have titles they should be fighting eachother in singles comp. where the fuck is the hart dynasty. (hosed if you ask me)
fourth just to get it done with early will be money in the bank. I personally see either Kofi or Benjamin winning it. they are the spot monkeys who this match benefits. its about time one of them gets paid.
next up we have our first world title match. Edge vs Chris Jericho (you didnt think id expect Triple H to come on first did you?) I see Jericho retaining and everyone continuously plugging that mitb could be cashed in tonight.
next we have possibly one of the biggest matches on the card Bret vs the Chairman, bret will win in my opinion or because he got to induct his father in HoF yesterday vince will take the wind out of his sails and beat him.
ok now its triple H turn to shine he will be out to fight Shame.us (btw that should be his tights like jerichos Save_us tights lol) sheamus will win because triple H has nothing more to do and SHeamus can only grow from this platform.
Now its time HBK vs Undertaker II- I see HBK ending the streak this year. so much they can do with him out of retirement (unless of course he is screwed out of his career) but i just do not see him retiring this year at mania when he just did the retirement angle at no way out last year with bradshaw.
finally we have cena batista sadly this is going on last but i dont think they will keep an audience. this fight lacks the big time feel to it you need for a match. ooh batista the monster vs Super Cena. they do have a comic to promote so maybe this is ok in their marketing teams skulls but to end with this match is like chasing Jack Daniels with robotussin its only going to leave you miserable and regretting the decision. Cena over Big Dave Batista doesnt need this plat form he is big and scary no skill needed to get paid these days. cena has movies and merch to sell so i think its going to be cena over tista.
and with that i recall that i said this years mitb winner will challenge the wwe champion after their match. so expect to hear the commentary sign off but be interrupted with a this isnt over yet sort of speech with mr money in the bank coming out to ruin the parade for the champ.(as if cena hasnt had that happen to him a ton yet.)
over all i feel this wrestlemania is configured to make people happy while giving vince what he wants. Cena wins the title match and the MitB challenge keeping everyone miserable and making even the fact that the last time MitB was cashed on him he lost in New York. just saying.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Destination X the sdvsraw picks
Match one was the ultimate x match between generation Me and Motor City machine guns. Gen me won in the longest ladder match ive ever seen(what were you expecting there is no ultimate x in sd vs raw silly)
match two hernandez and matt morgan took on Beer Money for the tag straps. Hernandez with the win morgan and SUper Mex retain.
match 3 global title match. Rob Terry retains
match 4. Tara vs Daffney KO title is on the line tara retains
match 5. Shannon Moore vs doug williams for the X division title.Prince of Punk adds some gold to his waist
match 6. Fourway ladder match: kendrick unleashes a fury with a sledge hammer i think this match is close to over.personally id like to see kaz or red pull a shelton with the ladders but im notsure the ai is set to do that sort of stuff. Kendrick wins (bet you its his over all. though daniels and kaz did most of the work.)
Match 7 Kurt angle vs Mr Anderson holy crap looked like anderson was going to tap to the ankle lock but he puls through. Anderson comes back and rips the win right from kurts grasps.
Match 8 pac and Hall vs Nash and EY whoever i downloaded this kevin nash off of totally imbellished on wrestling skill. arn anderson spine busters right his knees couldnt handle that. nash bloodies hall witha punch to the face. working on waltman now. oh crap nash totally just did the throwback. awful moveslist here. jees. waltman is sent packing down to nash and ey vs hall. hall is on the mat. ey makes the pin for the three.
Match 9 abyss vs AJ New world Champion The Monster Abyss.
ok so lets see how i did. in the quick list.
My Winner Reality. (Warning spoilers)
- Generation Me wins Ult X MCMG ftw
- Hernandez and Morgan win Hernandez and Morgan retain
- Rob terry def Magnus Rob Terry def Magnus
- Tara keeps the gold Tara keeps the gold
- Shannon Moore new x div champ. doug williams retains
- Kendrick climbs the ladder KAZ is williams next foe.
- Anderson beats Angle Angle wins with a grapevine on his ankle lock.
- Nash and Eric send hall and waltman packing. waltman and hall get the win
- Abyss your new tna whchampion. No Contest. no ring to fight in.
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