" It has been rough the past two weeks.In japan, we lost to the sargeant and his partner 5 nights in a row, finally getting a win against them, we moved on to bigger fish: Tna tag team Alex shelley and Chris sabin, "The Motor City Machineguns." Luckily we only fought 1 match with them but they were so good that it took eric and i an hour to get the match done with. these tna guys are getting more and more difficult as we move along. But thats not saying japans competitors weren't a challenge i swear the only way to win over the fans in the land of the rising sun is to bludgeon your opponent with steel chairs.
After the bout with McMg eric and i ran into LAX running their mouths backstage they challenged us to a match at lockdown for their straps, however upon returning to the states tna management thought it would be better for us to challenge for the straps on the impact to celebrate our return from the international tour. Eric and I dominated LAX in this grudge match taking the gold for the least amount of time im sure as we got attacked by the x division who was sent out by the "big man" to show eric and i how things were supposed to be in tna, eric is in pretty bad shape so we had to vacate the titles at lockdown, cornette let me have the night off to recoup from thursdays beat down and i came back that impact to take on the x divisions finest the corporal was a fine opponent to relaunch my singles career but I feel i needed better. so i went to management and asked for next weeks opponent to be a little more about the in ring and less about the showing off to fans. seriously this guy played to the fans every knockdown it was ridiculous. thats when i realised sometimes not everything is what it seems i blew through the first couple x division competitors and hit a brick wall that came out of nowhere. and that wall that stopped my progress was Sonjay dutt. yeah i know what you are thinking sonjay stopped you, its kind of embarassing but i didnt even last ten minutes with the guy he was just too fast to keep up with. looks like next time we meet i will have to introduce him to the steel. possibly blast him into a couple cornerposts as well. x division says they are risk takers lets see if they can hang with a monster....."
<~BNX~>
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Stuck in japan (storymode diaries)
Eric and I are in japan still. we finally beat devil dj and frye but the next team was twice as brutal the past three nights eric and i have been 1/2 a count away from getting back on a plane home *atleast i hope* Im happy nash signed us up for this on one hand but god i swear the refs out here have something against us. oh well you live and you learn. write back to ya at the next event . ~BNX~
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Tna Impact Story mode diaries....
9/18
Dont mind me a few matches ago some masked dude jumped me and now im paired with my "enforcer" Eric Young. Not to mention the whole beating eric and i recieved after beating AJ and tomko sheesh. and now im stuck with crooked referees across the waters in japan, I thought the international trip would be cool until i got robbed of my victory last night. Let me play it out for you. I hit my sweet sunset flip finisher got the three count only to get hit with my opponents cradleshock and have him pin me and score a win, I'm kind of beside myself at the moment because i don't know what just happened. Hopefully i can get back out of japan so me and eric can get our revenge on LAX there is no way Im going to let them think i ran with my tail between my legs after what they put me through. yet oddly this scenario has a sense of de ja vu, get jumped by lax end up in a foreign country I am almost sure ive been in this predicament before. well ill catch you all later I will write after the rematch
~BNX~
Dont mind me a few matches ago some masked dude jumped me and now im paired with my "enforcer" Eric Young. Not to mention the whole beating eric and i recieved after beating AJ and tomko sheesh. and now im stuck with crooked referees across the waters in japan, I thought the international trip would be cool until i got robbed of my victory last night. Let me play it out for you. I hit my sweet sunset flip finisher got the three count only to get hit with my opponents cradleshock and have him pin me and score a win, I'm kind of beside myself at the moment because i don't know what just happened. Hopefully i can get back out of japan so me and eric can get our revenge on LAX there is no way Im going to let them think i ran with my tail between my legs after what they put me through. yet oddly this scenario has a sense of de ja vu, get jumped by lax end up in a foreign country I am almost sure ive been in this predicament before. well ill catch you all later I will write after the rematch
~BNX~
Friday, August 29, 2008
Dang i suck at maintaining this regularly
I know i dont blog often but with mcCains bombshell of a vp announcement i had to state my opinion. here it is kiddies.
From one cold bitch to another....
Also known as "hey McCain, Nice R-Ak"
Barrack Obama took in Joe Biden as his vp candidate and i was thinking well thats wicked fucking smart being that Biden was the general public's pick for senator most likely to run for president the last 72 years. So here i am thinking well senator obama really knows what the people want and if biden isnt going to campaign his way to office he might as well ride someones coat tails who had the balls to stick to the run for office in the first place. and i know what you are all thinking but dale why do we care about who the fuck is running. and thats where the other side of the coin shines as bright as the sun off the former icy tundra of alaska......
So i dont know if McCain was thinking having an inexperienced senator with an experienced female senator on the dems card was a definite but he went out looking searching through out the GOP for a more attractive and colder bitch than hilary but being that anne coulter had some gay bashing to do he came up with sarah palin a 44 year old governor from alaska. i swear to hell this morning every fricken radio station was just like "he is picking romney we know it, i know he is picking romney, wait he just said no its not romney what the fuck." and as they were uttering the words well who the fuck is he picking then somewhere about the word is you hear the jocks get hit in the face with a brick. they are speechless kind of, they are like "but she but she but she..." and initially the listener without a tv on at their location is like fuck he picked giulianni what the hell. but then they finish "But she is hot what the hell is mccain thinking" and even though you have never voted republican in your life you are like Phew he isnt a total asshole afterall.
for those who havent already seen a picture of her or haven't "alt tabbed" their screen to look up a picture of her she looks to me like the girl who plays olivia on law and order svu.
Also known as "hey McCain, Nice R-Ak"
Barrack Obama took in Joe Biden as his vp candidate and i was thinking well thats wicked fucking smart being that Biden was the general public's pick for senator most likely to run for president the last 72 years. So here i am thinking well senator obama really knows what the people want and if biden isnt going to campaign his way to office he might as well ride someones coat tails who had the balls to stick to the run for office in the first place. and i know what you are all thinking but dale why do we care about who the fuck is running. and thats where the other side of the coin shines as bright as the sun off the former icy tundra of alaska......
So i dont know if McCain was thinking having an inexperienced senator with an experienced female senator on the dems card was a definite but he went out looking searching through out the GOP for a more attractive and colder bitch than hilary but being that anne coulter had some gay bashing to do he came up with sarah palin a 44 year old governor from alaska. i swear to hell this morning every fricken radio station was just like "he is picking romney we know it, i know he is picking romney, wait he just said no its not romney what the fuck." and as they were uttering the words well who the fuck is he picking then somewhere about the word is you hear the jocks get hit in the face with a brick. they are speechless kind of, they are like "but she but she but she..." and initially the listener without a tv on at their location is like fuck he picked giulianni what the hell. but then they finish "But she is hot what the hell is mccain thinking" and even though you have never voted republican in your life you are like Phew he isnt a total asshole afterall.
for those who havent already seen a picture of her or haven't "alt tabbed" their screen to look up a picture of her she looks to me like the girl who plays olivia on law and order svu.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
wm 24 and the long ride home.
so being stuck at disney on friday may just have pailed in comparison to our events tuesday morning, btw for those wondering No i dont have any pics of the divas as i was glued to the match the whole time sorry however i do have plenty of other photos that ill upload later on to either my photobucket or my myspace. as far as my personal picks for the event i think i did well.
well kind of. i got 3 correct i believe beth and melina win bunny mania new whc retaining raw champ, shit its 4 i believe i had jbl winning the belfast brawl. anywho thats neither here nor there
tuesday morning the brake pad snapped off the driverside wheel and flew down the car while we were doing 70mph atleast. so we had to stop and get it fixed boy did we get a bullshit deal i walked over 5 miles that day because we had to wait 4 hours for a fucking part that neither of us even seen delivered. of all the places to fall apart in st augustine fl we picked a spot where anything good going on is like 7 fucking miles from the place one way. so i walked to the bank cus face it senior long's autobody didnt look like a place that would have had a credit card machine, but fucked be all if he didnt charge us 50 dollars labor for a 15 minute job, total came out to 86 someshit. bringing our repair total to 530 some odd dollars out of 1200 we had in the first place, technically the 3 taxi rides should be added to that so 740ish dollars out of 1200 was spent on the car, by the time we got to mania we had 120 to spend we milked it for all it was worth to eat and drink for the show. good times had by all my legs havent walked like they did 2sday in a while.
the hotels over our vacation were fucking awesome. minus a little programming error and giving my keycard out the second day in orlando but you cant blame them shit happens . plenty of pics of the adventure as well as some great audio/video. by the way krystal smells like literal poop she said so herself.
til next time happy trekking folks
well kind of. i got 3 correct i believe beth and melina win bunny mania new whc retaining raw champ, shit its 4 i believe i had jbl winning the belfast brawl. anywho thats neither here nor there
tuesday morning the brake pad snapped off the driverside wheel and flew down the car while we were doing 70mph atleast. so we had to stop and get it fixed boy did we get a bullshit deal i walked over 5 miles that day because we had to wait 4 hours for a fucking part that neither of us even seen delivered. of all the places to fall apart in st augustine fl we picked a spot where anything good going on is like 7 fucking miles from the place one way. so i walked to the bank cus face it senior long's autobody didnt look like a place that would have had a credit card machine, but fucked be all if he didnt charge us 50 dollars labor for a 15 minute job, total came out to 86 someshit. bringing our repair total to 530 some odd dollars out of 1200 we had in the first place, technically the 3 taxi rides should be added to that so 740ish dollars out of 1200 was spent on the car, by the time we got to mania we had 120 to spend we milked it for all it was worth to eat and drink for the show. good times had by all my legs havent walked like they did 2sday in a while.
the hotels over our vacation were fucking awesome. minus a little programming error and giving my keycard out the second day in orlando but you cant blame them shit happens . plenty of pics of the adventure as well as some great audio/video. by the way krystal smells like literal poop she said so herself.
til next time happy trekking folks
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Sh*t Happens
so a good chunk of the plans for this weekend became null and void after a mishap with a tensioner and a price tag that cut the funds in half and would have been more if we got everything worked on. went to cocoa beach was really nice there way different than hampton though im not sure how they pulled it off. lol. its supposed to start raining today so we have to drive to the arena, hopefully parking doesnt suck.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
6 more minutes....
6 minutes til this journey of epic proportions hits. as soon as i get to the first hotel and get settled everything up to that point will be uploaded. (just taping chunks of the journey to wrestlemania have some cool ideas as well.)
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
WM xxiv predictions
ive done this using created versions of wrestlers sdvsraw 2008 didnt have on the roster.
big show vs mayweather: Big Show I did this match with ko's on and countouts off, took 15 minutes for the match to end with my created bigshow delivering a sweet lungblower for a knockout victory, i know its cruel to have big show do the lung blower but seriously it looks awesome :D
Morrison, Punk, Kennedy, Jericho, Benjamin, MVP. i only had 6 spots and i forgot carlito was the other participant: Morrison won with several attempts by Shelton and punkers.
flair vs shawn micheals: in almost the longest match that was simulated flair beat hbk 20 minutes into it with the figure 4 leglock. this match seriously could have gone either way as both hbk and flair were almost all red.
Battle royale: 20 entrants in a royal rumble because there wasnt a 24 man option.due to not exactly knowing the members i did this match right when it was announced, the entrants i used were henry, big daddy v, kane, kahli ,jtg, masters, shad, noble, palumbo, shannon moore, deuce ,domino, sand man, mick foley, carlito, hardcore holly, cody rhodes(accidentally named him corey for some reason),snitsky,matt hardy, rey mysterio, tommy dreamer.
obviously the ai in rumbles works real quick to eliminate people but this actually took 25 minutes and came down to snitsky and hardcore holly at the end both of which were in for a while Snitsky did a power Irish whip to holly and holly just went straight to the ground.
Snitsky vs chavo : to simulate the wearing down of the previous match i had snitsky fight in a tournament with ironman mode on to get to the end and face chavo for the title, snitsky wins still even though he entered the last match all red.new EcW champ i checked it wasn't his fault.
candice and maria vs melina and beth: this year i did something different usually i ignore the divas matches mostly because every year the mania match needs to be done with a cw for atleast one of the participants. i stopped being a bitch about it and created the necessary parties, almost threw kelly kelly in place of maria but changed my mind at the last minute. did normal tag match between the two teams noticed lumberjack has been missing for a while i know one of the games had it. boo! tHq. candice and melina spent most of the match in the ring. but beth and maria both had their time too. i made maria a high flyer and showboat( didnt know what else to do) and Beth i made a brawler and technical. the match ends with candice recieving a version of the phoenix driver. and melina taking out maria to keep the pin.
batista vs umaga brand supremacy: lamest match on the card umaga actually won in the first 5 minutes after delivering just one finisher. i had the ai on smart and batista just got annihilated.
for the belfast brawl i just set the computer to ecw extreme rules. jbl put finlay out after a great showing by the belfast bruiser jbl just happened to get the better of him at 8 minutes 11 seconds with a clothesline from hell that i was shocked hit the target.
edge vs under taker : taker totally dominated this match there though a good mention is edge was able to get one spear in, taker started his final assault choke slamming edge to the out side, did old school in the corner then picked him up for a tombstone piledriver. this match made me notice that the computer doesnt really do pin moves too close to the ropes when you have genius ai on along with legend difficulty. regardless Taker is the new HWC.
Orton Cena Trips: this was an intense match and i couldn't have simulated a better triple threat usually ai just dicks around and takes forever this match was really quick with an 18 minute match. Cena seen one shot to hit trips with the f u and immediately Orton sent trips to the corner threw Cena out of the ring and did the top rope R.K.O. for the win. Orton retains.
and thats it.
the quick results of my ps2 predictions are:
Big show d. Mayweather
Morrison wins money in the bank.
flairs career continues on. flair d. hbk
Melina and Beth win Bunny Mania
raw supremacy Umaga d. Batista
JBL d Finlay
Snitsky wins battle royal
Snitsky d chavo new ECW champ
new HWC The Undertakers streak lives on.
Orton d triple H and John Cena to retain the title.
big show vs mayweather: Big Show I did this match with ko's on and countouts off, took 15 minutes for the match to end with my created bigshow delivering a sweet lungblower for a knockout victory, i know its cruel to have big show do the lung blower but seriously it looks awesome :D
Morrison, Punk, Kennedy, Jericho, Benjamin, MVP. i only had 6 spots and i forgot carlito was the other participant: Morrison won with several attempts by Shelton and punkers.
flair vs shawn micheals: in almost the longest match that was simulated flair beat hbk 20 minutes into it with the figure 4 leglock. this match seriously could have gone either way as both hbk and flair were almost all red.
Battle royale: 20 entrants in a royal rumble because there wasnt a 24 man option.due to not exactly knowing the members i did this match right when it was announced, the entrants i used were henry, big daddy v, kane, kahli ,jtg, masters, shad, noble, palumbo, shannon moore, deuce ,domino, sand man, mick foley, carlito, hardcore holly, cody rhodes(accidentally named him corey for some reason),snitsky,matt hardy, rey mysterio, tommy dreamer.
obviously the ai in rumbles works real quick to eliminate people but this actually took 25 minutes and came down to snitsky and hardcore holly at the end both of which were in for a while Snitsky did a power Irish whip to holly and holly just went straight to the ground.
Snitsky vs chavo : to simulate the wearing down of the previous match i had snitsky fight in a tournament with ironman mode on to get to the end and face chavo for the title, snitsky wins still even though he entered the last match all red.new EcW champ i checked it wasn't his fault.
candice and maria vs melina and beth: this year i did something different usually i ignore the divas matches mostly because every year the mania match needs to be done with a cw for atleast one of the participants. i stopped being a bitch about it and created the necessary parties, almost threw kelly kelly in place of maria but changed my mind at the last minute. did normal tag match between the two teams noticed lumberjack has been missing for a while i know one of the games had it. boo! tHq. candice and melina spent most of the match in the ring. but beth and maria both had their time too. i made maria a high flyer and showboat( didnt know what else to do) and Beth i made a brawler and technical. the match ends with candice recieving a version of the phoenix driver. and melina taking out maria to keep the pin.
batista vs umaga brand supremacy: lamest match on the card umaga actually won in the first 5 minutes after delivering just one finisher. i had the ai on smart and batista just got annihilated.
for the belfast brawl i just set the computer to ecw extreme rules. jbl put finlay out after a great showing by the belfast bruiser jbl just happened to get the better of him at 8 minutes 11 seconds with a clothesline from hell that i was shocked hit the target.
edge vs under taker : taker totally dominated this match there though a good mention is edge was able to get one spear in, taker started his final assault choke slamming edge to the out side, did old school in the corner then picked him up for a tombstone piledriver. this match made me notice that the computer doesnt really do pin moves too close to the ropes when you have genius ai on along with legend difficulty. regardless Taker is the new HWC.
Orton Cena Trips: this was an intense match and i couldn't have simulated a better triple threat usually ai just dicks around and takes forever this match was really quick with an 18 minute match. Cena seen one shot to hit trips with the f u and immediately Orton sent trips to the corner threw Cena out of the ring and did the top rope R.K.O. for the win. Orton retains.
and thats it.
the quick results of my ps2 predictions are:
Big show d. Mayweather
Morrison wins money in the bank.
flairs career continues on. flair d. hbk
Melina and Beth win Bunny Mania
raw supremacy Umaga d. Batista
JBL d Finlay
Snitsky wins battle royal
Snitsky d chavo new ECW champ
new HWC The Undertakers streak lives on.
Orton d triple H and John Cena to retain the title.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Operation Orlando
"Wrestlemania XXIV" is just 2 weeks away jay is coming up on easter sunday and i leave that wednesday morning oh joy. going to orlando for 6 days, with krys and not sure what we are going to end up doing. definitely have plans to go to thq's superstar challenge at orlando's house of blues, and obviously wrestlemania, open for any other joyous events that can take place between friday, saturday and monday. I will probably update on wednesday of this coming week with my picks for wreslemania. simulating the show with my ps2. later all and as always happy trekking!
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